S.M.A.S.H-H. or How to Get Hung

S.M.A.S.H. or How To Get Hung stars John Holmes in one of his earliest screen performances. In it he portrays Dr. Willdare who is planning a sex change operation on "Sue," a woman who longs for a penis. The unusual title of the movie is a spoof of Robert Altman's hit film M.A.S.H. In No Deposit No Return our hero frequents a dive bar and manages to walk away with hot hippie chicks every time he visits. He first gets his groove on with a hooker who is "all business," but in this case business and pleasure mix merrily as the lady of the night seems to derive as much pleasure as he does.